KHYRON: Well, our first match was certainly something different...

SAW: That's right, we saw Mr. Sinister defeat Darth Vader... that was a real surprise... so, with that said, let's see who his opponent is going to be!

KHYRON: Our first contender... straight from the pits... Inferno!

INF: Yes, I represent my Queen! I shall win this one for my darling Megatron!

SAW: This guy just doesn't seem right... anyway, his opponent... Dr. Badvibes!

DR: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

KHYRON: This has got to be the most mentally unstable battle we've had yet...

SAW: You'll get no argument from me on that one... looks like they're ready to face off!

INF: You will BURRRRN you infidel!

DR: Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

SAW: They're circling each other... I think Badvibes is making a huge mistake going against this crazed robot...

KHYRON: I wouldn't call Inferno crazed... just majorly confused!

INF: My Queen! He will bow before you!

SAW: I don't think Badvibes will kneel so easily...

KHYRON: Now Inferno's got it turned into a side headlock...

SAW: Where's the idiot looking?

KHYRON: Oh... my... god...

SAW: He just smashed Badvibes' face into the top turnbuckle!

SAW: Inferno's still out of the ring... if he's not careful, he'll be counted out!

KHYRON: I think he'll be in the ring shortly...

INF: FOR THE ROYALTY!!!!!!

SAW: This guy is officially insane...

KHYRON: Ha, you're one to talk...

SAW: I think that took out a rib... or all of them...

KHYRON: He almost... looks like... he enjoys this...

SAW: 1... 2... 3!!!!!! Inferno moves on to the second round to face off against Mister Sinister!

INF: This match is dedicated to my Queen... Megatron!!!!

{off screen}: I wish he would stop calling me that....