SAW: Khyron, you ok?

KHYRON: Yeah, um... I guess... just been feeling out of touch lately...

SAW: Well, no time for that now... we've got a match to call!

KHYRON: OK, if you say so... here's our first competitor... Foot Soldier!!!!!!

SAW: He won't have a walk in the park, though... he'll be fighting that crazed veteran... BEAST MAN!

KHYRON: And there they go fans... looks like the Foot Soldier is looking for his buddies, but that's too bad...

SAW: Yep... Matt only owns one.

BEAST: What's your problem?

FOOT: Me not know... me know not... ne kmot now....

SAW: This is just sad... a Saturday morning icon gone bad...

KHYRON: Beast Man... you're heartless...

SAW: Damnit... he's all alone... you can't!

KHYRON: Beast Man Bulldog... that's got to be... Oh My God...

FOOT: ow... wo... ow... wo... oooooooooooooo

BEAST: HA!

SAW: This is just disgusting...

KHYRON: Like you've never killed anyone before?

SAW: Yeah... HEY! You're one to talk!

KHYRON: We don't need to go into that now...

BEAST: You two shut up!

BEAST: I will become the new champ... then Skeletor will bow to me!

SAW: Um... looks like something's wrong with his leg...

KHYRON: Yeah, I have a feeling he'll regret that threat soon....